Overheard at Pem

'In an ever changing world, FIFA is the only continuity I have in my life and they can't take that away from me.'

Overheard at Pem

'I enjoyed the Pembroke Street launch party more than Wednesday Cindies'

Overheard at Pem

'You've gotta have your hoe stage, and then you've gotta have your "no" stage.'

Overheard at Pem

'You know when you're 15 and you discover Byron and your world just changes?!'

Overheard at Pem

'You know you're at Cambridge when your main form of socialising is working in someone else's room.'

Overheard at Pem

'If you held hands all the way to Van of Life, it's definitely love.'

Overheard at Pem

At dinner in the Côte Brasserie: 'Am I the only one here who loves flossing?'

Overheard at Pem

'I rejected your baguette because I felt like we weren't good enough friends, but I feel like I could eat your baguette now.'

Overheard at Pem

'I'm the whole package, I'm not going to lie. It's just that no one seems to have noticed yet.'